Speaking of bands named after cities, we note with some apprehension
that Chicago has a new album in the stores. It's named Chicago 246 or
whatever they're up to now. Go away! The world does not need you!
We don't know if there are any plans for a Chicago tour to support this
record; there probably are. But we can state quite definitively that on any
given night, if Chicago is playing somewhere, we'd rather be absolutely
anywhere else on Earth.